This cat's got more than your tongue.
這只貓讓人類(lèi)徹底無(wú)語(yǔ)了。

A pet feline in New Zealand has been stealing men's underwear and socks from other people's homes.
新西蘭一只貓咪專(zhuān)愛(ài)潛伏到鄰居家偷男士的內(nèi)衣和襪子。

In a Facebook post, the cat's owner, Sarah Nathan, uploaded a photo of her pet named Brigit along with the many pairs of socks and underwear the animal has retrieved.
貓主人名叫薩拉·南森。她近日在自己的臉書(shū)主頁(yè)上傳了一張寵物貓“布里吉特”的照片。照片中，貓咪旁邊還擺了一溜它“偷”回來(lái)的襪子和內(nèi)衣。

In just two months, the six-year-old Tonkinese cat acquired 11 pairs of underwear and more than 50 pairs of socks.
在短短兩個(gè)月的時(shí)間里，這只6歲大的東奇尼貓已經(jīng)得手11件內(nèi)衣、50多雙襪子。

"Now it's getting silly... Every morning we wake up to more," she said. "I've put notes in every letterbox in the street. Someone must be missing this stuff."
南森說(shuō)：“現(xiàn)在事情越發(fā)不可收拾……它拿回來(lái)的東西比以往更多了，我們每天早晨醒來(lái)都會(huì)看到。我一直在給整條街上的信箱放便條解釋這件事，因?yàn)榭隙〞?huì)有鄰居發(fā)現(xiàn)家里少了東西。”

It was very obvious to the homeowners that the undergarments did not belong to them.
不過(guò)周?chē)従佣急硎具@些內(nèi)衣不是他們的。

"They didn't belong to anyone in the house and one day Brigit walked into our lounge carrying a sock like a kitten," Nathan told BBC.
南森告訴BBC：“這些東西并不是附近房屋的居民丟的。然后我發(fā)現(xiàn)有一天布里吉特走進(jìn)客廳，嘴里叼著一只小貓模樣的襪子。”

She added that Brigit's victims were probably from a nearby apartment "full of blokes."
南森表示，這些東西的主人很可能來(lái)自附近某間公寓，而且這家“有不少男丁”。

One commenter called her pet a good cat, who has a better hobby than killing small animals.
一位用戶(hù)評(píng)論稱(chēng)，這只寵物貓的癖好沒(méi)什么不妥，至少比那種喜歡咬死小動(dòng)物的貓要好。

"You should train her to bring money or jewels at home :)," Leonore Havel wrote.
利奧諾·哈韋爾寫(xiě)道：“你應(yīng)該訓(xùn)練你家貓出去偷錢(qián)和珠寶（微笑臉）。”

Crystal LeBron commented on Facebook, "I can just imagine some poor man sets out his outfit for his shower and comes out and the socks and underwear have disappeared and his wife thinks he is insane."
克里斯托·勒布朗在臉書(shū)上評(píng)論：“我能想象得到，某個(gè)可憐的家伙把衣服放好，然后進(jìn)去淋浴。結(jié)果出來(lái)之后發(fā)現(xiàn)襪子和內(nèi)衣都不見(jiàn)了。他妻子會(huì)以為自己老公瘋了。”

英文來(lái)源：紐約每日新聞
編譯：杜娟